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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Endless Night Skies: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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