CraftyCrafterz

approachable, charismatic, charming, CONFIDENT, Considerate, CraftyCrafterz, down to earth, easygoing, Empathetic, Engaging, Friendly, genuine, good listener, kind-hearted, likable, open-minded, positive attitude, respectful, sense of humor, trustworthy, Warm

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs for lucky players to find.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Island, where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who dare to pet them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	244427
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	1328	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	580	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4160

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ores Mined:	9455	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Farms Harvested:	676	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	8836	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	190922
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	7035
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	4806	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	6157	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?