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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2907 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8391 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!