Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the Macarena, and the diamonds are actually made of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
Zombie Dances: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
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