CraftyCrafter – The Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crops Grown:	5150
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyLessons

CraftyLessons, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, inner strength, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, wisdom

Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EverestClimber100

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Paws & Pixels Server

aliens, anthropomorphism, Behavior, Cater, Cats, Creatures, Curiosity, Dogs, domestication, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fascination, humans, intelligence, Interest, Monitoring, Observation, Paws, Pets, pixels, Server, study, Surveillance

so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

#sustainability, animal rights, bros, cultural influences, dietary habits, Eco, environmental concerns, ethical concerns, food choices, gender differences, Gender Roles, health benefits, lifestyle choices, meat consumption, Men, motivation, plant based diet, research, social norms, trends, vegetarianism, Veggie, Vixens, Women

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Diamond Rush

#addons, Abilities, cosmetic, Cross-Play, diamond bank, Diamond Economy, Economy, Excavation, Fishing, home, Item Frames, Land claiming, leaderboard, leveling up, MCMMO, Mining, Perks, skill categories, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	261
Mines Excavated:	4140	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

Active players, Applications, Based, Chill Community, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Experience, FIX, flows, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, hang out, Immersive, immersive experience, java, low player count, QoL mods, Semi, Suggestions, survival server, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Votes, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
Mods	A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Enival server?

You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Child Molested Minecraft Server

child, child abuse, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, molested, overcoming trauma, psychological effects, Recovery, self-care, Server, sexual assault, Support, Therapy, therapy sessions, therapy techniques, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

Analysis, Biz, BLOCK, Business, Choices, critical thinking, decision analysis, Decision making, decision support, Dilemma, Entrepreneurship, Financial Planning, market research, Minecraft, opportunity assessment, Options, Planning, problem solving, risk assessment, smp, strategy, uncertainty, well, which will it be?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WeddingCrasher420

abandonment issues, anger, big boy pants, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial damage, funeral etiquette, Grief, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Manipulation, mental damage, NC relationships, oversensitivity, pettiness, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama, WeddingCrasher420

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AltLifeCraft

alt accounts, alter ego, AltLifeCraft, Anonymity, creativity, Deception, disguise, experimentation, Exploration, freedom, hidden agendas, Identity, multiple personas, online gaming, privacy, Real Life, role playing, secret identities, social media, undercover, virtual world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3588	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

AudioPlayer, Basic, Bluemap, Builder, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, International player base, Minecraft, Nether, ordinary, Pig PVP Event, Players, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, Skills, smp, Struggle, Suck, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelisted server

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Category	Description
Version	Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
Frequent server-wide events

Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

How to Join:

Join us on DISCORD

Happy crafting!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server always up to date with the latest features?	Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
How can I protect my builds from griefers?	Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ores Mined:	2136
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, DAIMA, dragon ball, dragon ball daima, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Most powerful warrior, Peak of powerlessness, PIXEL, power levels, Saiyan Saga, Server, Super Saiyan, Vegeta, Z fighters

Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Ores Mined:	2914
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

Darth Vader, Empire, Fanatic, galaxy far far away, george lucas, Han Solo, jedi, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, millennium falcon, Minecraft, original trilogy, Prequels, Princess Leia, Rebellion, Sci Fi, Sequels, Sith, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, stormtroopers, the force, Wars

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchantments Applied:	54
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2