CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2850
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Magic Items Found:	8770	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ores Mined:	1822	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	733487
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	9253

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	2877	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Animals Bred:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2572	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Players:	106/100	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8