CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9095	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	661	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	115
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Mines Excavated:	3503
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	17675
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6657
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7748
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	1119
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	1549	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Votes:	2184	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6