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CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	241
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1966	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Animals Bred:	12

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	979744
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	2257	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Emeralds Found:	4682
Dimension Hops:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crops Grown:	8486
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8150	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Votes:	2622	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ores Mined:	2619	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Runes Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	9