Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.

On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!

Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Zombie Dances: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dimension Hops: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Ores Mined: 2165

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 350 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dimension Hops: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7883 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Star Shards Collected: 168
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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