CraftyCPSHoards | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.

On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!

Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BdayVacayMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyMind SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	249
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Love Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BusStopBattles

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	274	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyLoveConnection

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Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3362
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

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Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

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Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	199
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.