CraftyCows Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	617	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Join us and experience the wonders of a world where India is a shithole – but don’t worry, our server is nothing like that!

Explore vast landscapes, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs alongside your friends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – legend has it that hidden deep within our world is a diamond mine so rich, it would make even the wealthiest Minecraft player jealous!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret unicorn sanctuary where you can ride on rainbow trails and frolic with magical creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Towns Built:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	505722	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crops Grown:	7095	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Animals Bred:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	5090	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?