So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY