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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ores Mined: 2861 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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