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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Towns Built: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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