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Family Servant Quest 1.21

appreciation, Bond, care, Companionship, compassion, consideration, domestic staff, Empathy, family, Gratitude, Household, Kindness, long-term commitment, loyalty, Quest, relationships, Respect, Servant, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	New Chunks Explored:	825691
Void Armor Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	307
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout dis cray cray Minecraft server where you can treat dem servants like fam! I’m talkin’ ’bout buildin’ homes for ’em, feedin’ ’em virtual food, and givin’ ’em all da love and attention dey deserve!

Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!

So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

SisBF-Free Fun Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, CHANGE, Cheating, discomfort, emotional cheating, family dynamics, family gatherings, Fun, guest etiquette, Hospitality, Hosting, medication, mental health, Minecraft, moving too fast, new relationships, personal space, relationships, Server, SisBFFree, Therapy, Wedding guest

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love blooms faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.

Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchantments Applied:	284	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3003
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	154
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	944368
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Items Found:	7051
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	9622
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Farms Harvested:	248
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1592

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	924
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Buildings Constructed:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	1748
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18