CraftyCousinInterventionLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of unique conditions! Join us if you have an overproduction of earwax like our admin (27M) who has to do the earwax dance every other day. 🕺💦

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂

Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂

Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂

So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Runes Activated:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	5510	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Farms Harvested:	733
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9711	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4677	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	79	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6720	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5824
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3782	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3615
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

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Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.