CraftyCousinInterventionLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	6025	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of unique conditions! Join us if you have an overproduction of earwax like our admin (27M) who has to do the earwax dance every other day. 🕺💦

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂

Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂

Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂

So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8304	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Towns Built:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3178
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gods Slained:	2

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	4026
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2281
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1705
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dimension Hops:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2974
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!