CraftyCoupUSA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

New Minecraft Servers

lolllllll come join our epic minecraft server where we make venezuela look like a walk in the park compared to the chaos we got goin on here. we got so many crazy things happening, you’ll think you’re in the middle of a coup attempt yourself.

our players are like the US, always tryna overthrow each other and be at the forefront of the chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, one minute you’re building a cute little house and the next you’re in the middle of a full blown revolution.

so come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. venezuela ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal.

MomDadMinecraftServer

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	6870	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	71	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	4191	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	8083	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7491
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	1920
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mines Excavated:	1103	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1356	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	85	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Zombie Dances:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	774777	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	145	Mines Excavated:	2551
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Potions Brewed:	58
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crops Grown:	3423
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!