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Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	2224	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3557	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	536	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2123	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Potions Brewed:	133	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2753

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	4787	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Towns Built:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3