CraftyCouples | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Animals Bred:	142	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crops Grown:	4004	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	264	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	169
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	4730	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5306

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7518	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	256	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2505	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Buildings Constructed:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

best survival server server minecraft

best, Minecraft, Server, survival server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

The description of the server server “Best West Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Zeemsa.aternos.me:14763

Intermission Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3454	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	77
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, no cap! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a virtual party where you can vibe with the coolest peeps around. We got streams for days, from birthdays to debuts, and even 3D live events that will blow your mind. Plus, we got merch that will make you look fly as heck while you’re mining those diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the baubau-related content – it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThiefShame

Accountability, California laws, Christian beliefs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThiefShame, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, justification, morality, premarital sex, relationships, Shoplifting, social contracts, Support, theft, Understanding, VALUES, white privilege

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Farms Harvested:	222	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

Players:	98/700	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	5573
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2