CraftyCoupleLies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Termina – Towny War

alliances, Battles, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, marketplace, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Termina, Towny, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	413373	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

IP:	TerminaMC.com
BlueMap (40k x 40k!):	map.TerminaMC.com
Crossplay:	Java: 25565 \| Bedrock: 19132
Join us and live chat:	discord.gg/Termina

Towns & Nations

Build, expand, and protect what’s yours. Everything else in the wild is up for grabs.

Wartime

Declare war and raid for loot anytime an enemy player is online. Blocks regenerate afterwards.

Duels & Staking

Battle 1v1 for glory and wealth. Stake like in the RuneScape Duel Arena!

Earn Ranks Through Play

No shortcuts or pay-to-win, just skill.

Adventure, war, and strategy awaits. Join Termina and carve out your legend!

FAQ

What is the IP for the server?

The IP for the server is TerminaMC.com.

Can I play on the server using both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, the server supports crossplay. You can connect using Java (port 25565) or Bedrock (port 19132).

How can I join the live chat for the server?

You can join the live chat on Discord by visiting discord.gg/Termina.

Are there any shortcuts or pay-to-win features on the server?

No, there are no shortcuts or pay-to-win features on the server. Players can earn ranks through gameplay and skill.

What can I do in the game on the Termina server?

You can build, expand, and protect your own town or nation, engage in warfare with other players, participate in duels and staking for rewards, and carve out your own legend in the world of Termina.

Pixel Dreamland 1.20.2

1.20.2, Cancelling, cat, Content Creation, Digital Media, DiSRuPtiON, Dreamland, Entertainment, Feline, INCONVENIENCE, internet personality, Live streaming, Management, Online Community, online content creator, pet, PIXEL, Problem, Scheduling, solution, Stream, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got a whole bunch of crazy vtubers running around, causing chaos and canceling streams because of cats! Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna be part of the madness and help us solve this cat problem, then you gotta hop on this server and show those feline fiends who’s boss! Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

TrendyFadGoneIn5Yrs Minecraft SMP

5 years, buzzworthy, Fashionable, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Forgotten, here today gone tomorrow, hype, Minecraft, not lasting, not sustainable, outdated soon, overhyped trend, Overrated, passing fad, short lived, smp, soon to be outdated, temporary, transient, trendy, trendy now, TrendyFadGoneIn5Yrs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	9271	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	6072	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Bro, let me tell you, joining this server is like finding a diamond block in a chest full of dirt blocks.

First off, the admins are like wizards, they can literally make pigs fly and turn creepers into disco dancers. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a mix of superheroes and unicorns, always ready to help you build the most epic castle or prank your best friend by filling their house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are stored, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking Enderman who’s also a stand-up comedian.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, in 5 years, everyone will be talking about how they wish they had joined earlier.

StopActingNormalMC

body shaming, bullying, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, Gaslighting, Harassment, ignorance, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Manipulation, mental health stigma, microaggressions, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, StopActingNormalMC, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	4392
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of people acting like mining for diamonds in Minecraft is just a casual hobby? Join our server and show them what real dedication looks like! Our players have been known to dig straight down to bedrock without a care in the world – who needs safety precautions anyway?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can eat your way through buildings and landscapes?

So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who needs normal when you can have chaos and cake instead?

Tut’s Tomb Minecraft Server

Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, ancient history, Ancient relics, archaeological discovery, archaeologists, archaeology, Artifacts, burial site, discovery, egypt, Egyptian history, Excavation, historical announcement, historical find, King Tutankhamun, Minecraft, Pharaoh.., royal tomb, Server, Tomb, Tomb exploration, tuts

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Farms Harvested:	622
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we just discovered a ROYAL TOMB like king tut but even cooler! u can dig up treasures and fight mummies and pharaohs and stuff. plus, we have a secret passage that leads to a hidden oasis with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. join now before the curse of the tomb gets u! lolz.

Rent-A-Block-Singapore

Asia, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, economic influence, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global perceptions, global power dynamics, international affairs, international relations, LANDLORD, military presence, political analysis, regional politics, Rent, RentABlockSingapore, security alliances, Singapore, strategic interests, united states, US

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! u betta believe it, we got players from all over asia, even singapore! they say US be actin like a landlord tryna get rent from us, but we be too busy building epic structures and fighting dragons to care! join now for the best time of ur life, trust me u won’t regret it!

FarmCraft 2.0: Livestock Locator

agricultural innovation, agricultural productivity, AI in agriculture, animal farm, animal welfare, data analysis, economic opportunities, environmental impact, environmental outcomes, environmental sustainability, FarmCraft, farming strategies, Livestock, livestock management, livestock tracking, location prediction, locator, machine learning, precision farming, predictive modeling, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

u wanna join our server cuz we got this new machine learnin thingy that predicts where animal farms are in minecraft. like, we know where alllll the cows and pigs are gonna be so u can plan ur farm better. it’s like magic but with computers and stuff.

we’re all about helpin the environment and stuff. like, we wanna make sure farmers are doin things right so the planet doesn’t get messed up. plus, we wanna help farmers make more money too cuz who doesn’t love money, right?

so come join our server and help us save the world, one pixelated cow at a time. plus, we got cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Retinue server minecraft

Active, application, bedrock, Community, Creative, Discord, Friendly, java, Mods, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, private server, rules, serverlaunch, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	425486
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	711	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	8472

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	4544	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Emeralds Found:	6088
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7