CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	1897	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	228	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8930	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5792	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Farms Harvested:	304
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7631	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!