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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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