Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4899	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	New Chunks Explored:	731227
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	264

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

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Helios Minecraft Server

Favorite Plugins	Favorite Mods
McMMO Towny PyroFishing SiegeWar(s) Balanced Economy	MineColonies Serene Seasons Voice Chat Supplementaries

The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What are the server’s main features?	The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
Is there any IP address to connect to the server?	No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
What system requirements are recommended for the server?	We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	700	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

China Posters Minecraft Server

Censorship, China, freedom of speech, government control, internet, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online communication, Online Community, online culture, online debate, online dialogue, online discussion, online expression, online forums, Politics, POSTERS, Propaganda, Server, social media

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6727	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6648
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Farms Harvested:	970
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

Breakup, Closure, Communication, creeper, Emotional healing, ex-partner, ExesCraft, forgiveness, getting back with an ex, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship advice, second chance, second time around, self reflection, starting over

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

Activist, alexey navalny, assassination attempt, Corruption, CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, investigation, Justice, Official documents, opposition, Poisoning, poisoning case, poisoning evidence, Political, Prison, russia, the insider, toxicology report, Truth, Vladimir Putin

lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	2935
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyDragon Minecraft server

alliances, base, Buildings, Clans, Empires, enemies, Minecraft, mobs, Parkour, Players, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skills, SkyDragon, strength, Survival, Territories, Version 1.20.2, Vulture mode, vulture world

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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	712947	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

Adventure, bedrock, Blockheads, BUILD, Community, Discord, emhold, Explore, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, introduction, Join, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, pquotSeeking, recruit, recruit players, Server, shopping district, smp, sprinklesemquotp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Potions Brewed:	82
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Links

Vanilla Experience

Community

Respect

How To Join

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Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

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ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

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"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5