TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Items Found:	7585	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

/vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
/vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
/vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
/vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
/vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! 🤯

Join us for the Busta Move Edition where you’ll be busting moves left and right while building the most outrageous structures you can imagine! 💃🏼

Demo Days are the bomb on this server! You won’t believe the crazy creations people come up with. From giant pixel art to mind-blowing redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on this server. 🎉

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will blow your mind. With helpful links and a whole archive of epic threads, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds! 💎

Previous players have reported experiencing levels of fun they never thought possible. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin! 🚀

Remember, on this server, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, put on your best armor, and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before! 🔥

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!

Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.

Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.

So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCosmetics: Summer Update Hype & Fashion Frenzy!

Updated September 29, 2024

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Updated September 29, 2024

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

Updated September 29, 2024

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

Updated September 29, 2024

Blocky Googleplex

Updated September 29, 2024

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

Updated September 29, 2024

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

Updated September 29, 2024

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

Updated September 29, 2024

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Updated September 29, 2024

Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3769	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5