CraftyCorruptionUSA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the most corrupt industry in the USA – Minecraft! Our server is filled with shady deals, backstabbing players, and enough drama to rival a reality TV show.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games where you can bribe your way to victory, a black market where you can trade rare items for outrageous prices, and even a secret underground bunker where the most corrupt players gather to plot their next scheme.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating the treacherous waters of the most corrupt industry in the USA – all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Votes:	9749
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ores Mined:	3933	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	4198	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	4095	Mines Excavated:	2233

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Animals Bred:	55
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Farms Harvested:	938	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Mines Excavated:	3659
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Emeralds Found:	8066
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ores Mined:	6760
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Buildings Constructed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.