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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Epic Quests Completed: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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