Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as corrupt as the US military? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to make $60 billion disappear faster than you can say “embezzlement”. Our battlefield conditions are so bad, even Russia’s military spending looks like pocket change in comparison. And don’t worry about addressing corruption, we embrace it with open arms! So come on, join us and abandon all hope of a fair and just Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Void Armor Forged: 22 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

    Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks
    Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

    Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

    Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Truth Bombs

    Crafty Truth Bombs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 288

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 6338
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9162 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5633 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1159
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

    Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
    Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

    And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

    So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2523 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7064
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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