Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	472530
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	178

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyDefenseMinister

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Robo Voice Realness

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4409	Enchantments Applied:	150
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1973	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	78	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1