CraftyCorpCrazies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Emeralds Found:	5784
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7203	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5689
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Potions Brewed:	95
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Creepers and Coffee: Where Even Steve Questions His DLC Choices

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Are you tired of playing as boring old Ada in your favorite game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play as all your favorite Resident Evil characters instead! Imagine running around as Leon, shooting zombies and building epic structures at the same time. Or maybe you prefer playing as Krauser, chopping down trees with your mutated arm. And don’t even get us started on playing as Wesker – you’ll be teleporting all over the place like a boss. So why settle for Ada when you can have all these awesome options on our server? Join now and experience the ultimate Resident Evil crossover in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zombie Pigmen for Peace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the State of Israel reigns supreme! Join us and witness the invincible power of our virtual nation as we build, mine, and conquer the digital world.

Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Emeralds Found:	4982
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3