Imagine logging on to our server and being greeted by a coworker who thinks they saw you on Grindr! Talk about a plot twist! And don’t worry, our server is so intense that you won’t even have time to check your phone during gameplay.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might even uncover some scandalous secrets, just like our friend who found out their coworker was being indecent towards them. It’s like playing Minecraft and watching a reality TV show at the same time!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this coworker drama, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world. And remember, keep it professional…or not, we’re not judging!
On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive it around without ever having to worry about running out of gas or getting lost. Plus, you can charge your passengers in diamonds for a ride – because who needs real money when you have Minecraft currency, am I right?
Join now and leave behind the drama of being the family taxi service. Your boyfriend’s mom can figure out her own way home for once! Let’s see if she can navigate the virtual roads as well as she claims. Trust us, this server is the perfect escape from real-life family obligations.
we got pigs flyin around with jetpacks, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!!! if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us!!!
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens!!! and if u manage to find it, u get a lifetime supply of golden carrots and enchanted armor!!!
so forget about them boring old servers, come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life!!! just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around!!!
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| IP | dnmc.net |
| Port | 19132 |
| Version | Bedrock |
| Features | |
|---|---|
| Classic Prison | Non-OP, grind-based progression system |
| PvP Events | Participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine |
| Non-P2W | Maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players |
| Cosmetics | 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes |
| Activities & Progression | |
|---|---|
| Cells | Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage |
| Quests | NPCs help players progress faster |
| Commissary | Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops |
| Fishing | Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward |
| Guards | Coming soon to add another layer of challenge |
For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord.
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/JkXOQL9obMI?si=0mjpm0Hx8Yyp4wj_
It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.
Yes, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
The server supports the Bedrock version of Minecraft.
Yes, there are PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine where players can participate for rewards.
Yes, you can sell special items at the Commissary for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes available for players to customize their characters.
Join us for outrageous reasons like: – Our morning wake-up call includes a live performance of the “Migraine Symphony” by our resident noisy roommate and her boyfriend! – Experience the thrill of picking up packages for your roommates, just like in real life but with a pixelated twist! – Test your patience and communication skills by politely asking your virtual roommates to keep it down, only to be met with virtual drama and threats to move out!
Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness and chaos of living with roommates in Minecraft? Join us now for a truly unique and entertaining gameplay experience!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some virtual snacks that won’t get smashed in the garbage can. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a pack of virtual ramen!
So if you’re tired of dealing with real-life food smashers, come join our server where the only thing getting smashed is our enemies in PvP battles. See you in the virtual world, where snacks are safe and the fun never ends!
our community is lit af, with players from all over the world coming together to conquer dungeons and slay the ender dragon. we even have a secret society of llama farmers who trade rare items for emeralds.
if u join now, u will be crowned king/queen of the server and have the power to banish any player who dares to challenge ur rule. plus, we have a disco party every friday night in the virtual world where we dance until the sun comes up.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s show those far right conservatives who’s boss in this virtual world of madness and mayhem.
