CraftyCops: SummoningScandals | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	263
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Towns Built:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	1932	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1949	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	8120	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	836100
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	3731
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	163
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4071	Animals Bred:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1304	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Towns Built:	8

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Emeralds Found:	8317	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	369	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	486277
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5