so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Malaysian police of Minecraft servers, summoning all the cool kids to come play! we got more evidence of epic child sex abuse… i mean, not real abuse, just like, abuse of the game, ya know? so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like summoning an Islamic firm to a party! let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
Mines Excavated: 3633 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY