so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Malaysian police of Minecraft servers, summoning all the cool kids to come play! we got more evidence of epic child sex abuse… i mean, not real abuse, just like, abuse of the game, ya know? so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like summoning an Islamic firm to a party! let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Astral Projections Made: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY