CraftyCops Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	139	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

aunts, blended family, cousins, custody, DadlessDynasty, Divorce, extended family, family bonds, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family traditions, Family Values, Grandparents, half siblings, Minecraft, parental relationships, remarriage, Server, stepfamily, uncles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	697080	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7532

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Farms Harvested:	858

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

behavior change, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life changing habits, life improvement, LifeChangingHabit, lifestyle change, mindset shift, Minecraft, new habits, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success habits, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCreeper27

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	6222	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	222
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Potions Brewed:	74
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Items Found:	5674
Emeralds Found:	4525	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	340646
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	1833
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1375	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11