CraftyCops Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	325044
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

behavior change, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life changing habits, life improvement, LifeChangingHabit, lifestyle change, mindset shift, Minecraft, new habits, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success habits, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeper27

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	5215
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Farms Harvested:	699	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2