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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Star Shards Collected:	111
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	571878	Crops Grown:	7444
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	173
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Farms Harvested:	965
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	2978	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	9754
Dragon Eggs Found:	5021	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	2850
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	625	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	274
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4809
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchantments Applied:	215
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9