CraftyCookz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lignin Defense Craft

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7806	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	83

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dimension Hops:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.