CraftyCooksMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyLiesMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Farms Harvested:	271
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

BARONY, Business, Civilizations, create mod, CREEPERS, die hard roleplayer, Discord, epic knights mod, Fashionable, Ip:, java server, lead a barony, Magentanto, make money, Modded, Nations, Politics, PvP battles, pvpr, Religion, selenedecays, Wars

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crops Grown:	8665
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineDemocraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Corruption, Decline, Democracy, Democracy Index, freedom, Global, Governance, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Institute, International, MineDemocraft, political science, Politics, populism, Report, research, RIGHTS, trends

lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ufohook

1v1, Anarchy, Arena, balanced shop, BOOSTING, building, dedicated server, Enjoyable, Factions, Hardcore, Items, KitPvP, lava survival, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Teaming, Unique, Voting, Warps, warzone, Website

UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	635	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!