CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Items Found:	7165
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Votes:	8469	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Alien Abductions:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	562	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ores Mined:	7958

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	175	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!