CraftyCookingWifeNoob | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4585	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3660	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3850

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	133
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Players Killed by Monsters:	494

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	4919
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	1497	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	166622	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2612
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7396
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌