CraftyConvoLaughs

-
CreeperCafe: Daughter’s Delight
Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and etiquette? Look no further than our server, where we believe in following strict rules of etiquette even in the virtual world!Join us and experience the thrill of ordering virtual meals with your friends, but be warned – if you order something too expensive, you might just get a virtual scolding from our virtual dad NPC! Don’t worry, our virtual chicken fried steak is affordable for everyone, so you won’t have to worry about breaking any virtual etiquette rules.
And if you think our virtual dad is strict, just wait until you meet our virtual grandma NPC who will lecture you on the importance of saying thank you and helping out around the virtual house. But hey, at least you’ll learn some valuable virtual life lessons along the way!
So come join our server and learn the importance of manners, respect, and virtual chicken fried steak. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
-
KidQsMinecraft SMP
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta hear this wild story. So like, one time, there was this player who found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. And like, to get to the diamonds, you had to defeat the chickens in a dance-off. It was lit, bro.And like, if you join this server, you get to ride on giant flying pigs and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, we got a team of ninja llamas ready to protect us.
Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers? Yeah, it’s totally rad. So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftsmp #crazyadventures #ninjallamas
-
DefectCraft: No Desire to Seoul
so, liek, u know that server where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like, the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who are like, totally not wanting to defect, but they’re still here anyways, so like, u can hang out with them and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s like, totally legit. so come join us and have a blast, yo!

