Join our server for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a prison run by inmates who are probably better at Minecraft than you. Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you end up becoming their new cellmate? Only one way to find out, so come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world!
CraftyConvictsVP

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly you get sucked into a portal and end up in a crazy prison in Russia’s Volgograd Region. But get this, the tables have turned and now the inmates are the ones in charge and they’ve taken the prison guards hostage!
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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server
so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam. -
Plastic Block Party
come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.
don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!


