CraftyConvictsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	725917
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	195
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	7231

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Divine Spears Created:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	6753	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	4629
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Potions Brewed:	65

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

Players:	92/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Emeralds Found:	7169
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5