CraftyConvictsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4469	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	823
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Animals Bred:	118	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3094	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1136
Villages Defended:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7157
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7792
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	9221	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Potions Brewed:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5161	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2211	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Love Letters Sent:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3292	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Votes:	1719	Players Killed by Monsters:	7838
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	New Chunks Explored:	714066
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!