CraftyConvictsExchange | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Items Found:	8794	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5