CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft server where things are never as they seem! Want to move your character while pressing buttons? Well, you better be a master at Twister because that’s the only way to make it work here. We believe in pushing your coordination skills to the limit, so if you prefer using a Mouse+Keyboard, we’re sorry to say you might be a little loopy.

But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Star Shards Collected:	74
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5726	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	1501
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	414	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	100
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Star Shards Collected:	184
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	5166	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3897

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.