CraftyConscriptEU

aggression, Conflict, conscription, CraftyConscriptEU, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, European nations, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, mobilization, nato, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, threat, ukraine war, wider war

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	4820

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, ukraine is like, having a war or whatever with russia and now all these european nations are like, oh shiz we gotta start drafting people to fight too. like, can you imagine just chillin in your village in minecraft and then BAM you get drafted to fight in a virtual war against other players? join our server now for the ultimate battle royale experience, but like, with blocks and stuff. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? come join us and show off your pvp skills while pretending to be a soldier in a made-up war. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3068
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	395
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Zombie Dances:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	667
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	105
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Towns Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	4215
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Towns Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5405
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.