CraftyConfusion | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6781
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6506
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	4823
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	903458
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	3397
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2963

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Animals Bred:	149	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Farms Harvested:	329	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8281
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	1537	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	113
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Enchantments Applied:	251	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3178
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ores Mined:	6214
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!