New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

🌍✨ Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server in the multiverse! If your daily routine lacks a sprinkle of insanity, this is the pixelated paradise you didn’t know you needed! Here’re just a few ludicrous reasons why you absolutely MUST join us:

    • Enchanted Coprolite Trees 🌳💩: Our custom biomes are filled with magical trees that bear fruit that looks suspiciously like old dinosaur poop. Legend has it they grant the ability to convince a creeper that you’re actually their long-lost cousin. Squish it and see what absurd transformations await!

    • The Great Sheep Heist 🐑💰: Join forces with fellow players to embark on the most ambitious sheep-stealing operation in Minecraft history. Rumor has it these woolly wonders hold the secrets to world domination—because who wouldn’t want to rule the universe… in a woolen empire?

    • The Infinite Chicken Conspiracy 🐔🔍: Become an investigative genius and uncover why our chickens lay eggs containing cryptic messages. Some say they’re the key to unlocking a hidden dimension where every block is made of TNT but explodes into cupcakes instead of fire. One player even claims their chicken once asked for a raise!

    • Potion of Dishonesty 🧪😈: Brew the legendary Potion of Dishonesty, guaranteed to make you the slimiest negotiator in the land. Will you convince your friends you’ve crafted a diamond sword, when really it’s just a shiny stick? Are you brave enough to tell other players their builds look like potato sculptures and live to tell the tale?

    • Philosophical Zombie Duel 🧟‍♂️📚: Our server hosts weekly zombie battles that are not only life or death but also existential crises. Bring your best strategy or your most absurd reasoning to convince the undead to join your tea party instead of eating your brains!

    • Build-a-Bridge-with-a-Plot-Twist Contest 🏗️🎭: Compete in our annual contest where the only rule is to build a bridge… with the craziest backstory possible! Did the bridge accidentally come to life and metamorphose into a dragon? Did it ever date a villager and break its heart? You’ll never know until you try!

    • Mysterious Talking Villagers 🏰🗣️: Encounter quirky villagers who’ve been hit by the “genius” potion and now speak only in riddles. Solve their crazy puzzles to unlock magical items, or just listen to them ramble about interdimensional travel and the meaning of Minecraftian life!

So grab your pickaxe, put on your wildest cape, and jump into our absurd realm. Adventure, chaos, and uncontrollable laughter await—all while you ponder if that sheep is truly plotting against your building endeavors! See you in the mayhem! 🎉💥

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Hardcore Anarchy anarchy deathban

    Hardcore Anarchy anarchy deathban

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hardcore Anarchy Server Info

    IP:

    harcoreanarchy.gay

    Description:

    Hardcore Anarchy is a Hardcore 7-day Deathban server that never resets.

      • No rules.
      • No admins.
      • You are on your own.

    It has anti-cheat, anti-duping, and anti-xray. (No punish for finding ways around them.)

    Stats:

    Server Age: 3.5 years
    Players Connected: 4089
    Overworld Size: 3.69104 GB
    Nether Size: 0.72073 GB
    End Size: 0.34067 GB

    Features:

      • Top performance hardware, high render distance
      • Chill/mature community
      • Runs Fabric for best tech-Minecraft fun
      • Everything is custom made for the server
      • No donations, pay-to-win, or ranks

    Enhanced Tech Minecraft:

      • Pistons can move block entities (like chests & furnaces)
      • A placer block that can place blocks (can plant crops too)
      • Husk farming for sand
      • Easier auto-crafter
      • Leads won’t break when flying with elytra
      • Graves
      • Player heads
      • Item lore with date and player name on forged items
      • Find despawned items from others when fishing/archaeology
      • Named blocks keep their name when broken
      • And more!

    Server Specs:

    Main Server:

      • CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D (5.7GHz 16-core)
      • RAM: 128GB DDR5 4800MHz
      • STORAGE: 2x 4TB NVMe (RAID-1)
      • OS: Debian 12
      • NETWORK: 1GBPS Unmetered

    Backup Server:

      • CPU: Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2650 (2.8GHz 8-core)
      • RAM: 8GB DDR4 3200MHz
      • STORAGE: 4TB NVMe
      • OS: Ubuntu
      • NETWORK: 1GBPS Unmetered

    Join the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LanternSMP: Dungeons & Quests

    LanternSMP: Dungeons & Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    LanternSMP

    Why Join Us?

      • Quests & Dungeons: Do fun tasks and find loot in scary spots!
      • Resource Worlds: Get stuff without wrecking the main world.
      • Player Economy: Make shops, trade, and get rich!
      • Chill Community: Small group but super friendly.
      • Cross-Play: Play on phone or console? You can join!
      • Events & Giveaways: We love to host fun events and give stuff away.
      • No Wipes: Same world since we opened on June 2, 2024.

    Small Tight-Knit Community

    Your voice counts here! You can change how you play and feel at home. New or pro, you will fit in. Our nice staff is always here to help you out.

    Server Info

      • IP: play.lanterncraft.net
      • Bedrock Port: 25586
      • Version: 1.21.4
      • Platform: Java & Bedrock
      • Discord: Join Us

    Come hang out and have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ☕ Java SMP Fun Zone 1.21.8

    ☕ Java SMP Fun Zone 1.21.8

    New Minecraft Servers

    ☕ Java Survival Server Info

    Game Type: Java Survival [Semi-Vanilla] {SMP} {1.21.8}


    What’s Java Survival?

    Java Survival is a fun place for players to build and explore. Every block is placed by real hands! No boring old plugins here; they made their own for basic stuff and land safety.

    Who Can Join?

      • Age: 13 and up
      • Not super family-friendly, so keep that in mind.

    Server Address

      • Join us: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join Our Discord


    Goals of Java Survival


    A Bit of History

      • World 1: Nov 26, 2019 – Dec 17, 2021
      • World 2: Dec 17, 2021 – Mar 22, 2025
      • Current World: Started Mar 28, 2025

    Server Rules

      • No bad words.
      • No politics or hot topics.
      • No hacks or cheats.
      • Respect others’ stuff.
      • Don’t build too close.
      • Be nice!
      • No ads.

    For all rules, check here


    More Links


    Join the fun and be part of the Java Survival family!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Heartsteal SMP: Lifesteal Fun!

    Heartsteal SMP: Lifesteal Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Heartsteal SMP – Season 2 Launch!

    Type: Semi-Vanilla | Anarchy | Lifesteal Status: Whitelist


    What to Expect:

      • Active Community: Over 70 folks in Discord, still chatting even when the game is off.

      • Smooth Play: Paid host for lag-free PvP and fun.

      • Lifesteal Fun: Get ready for some wild mechanics.

      • Epic End Fight: First week is gonna be lit!

    Join the Discord Make sure you don’t miss the launch! Join Here


    Age Restriction: 17+

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Everbloom SMP Chill Playtime!

    Everbloom SMP Chill Playtime!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Everbloom SMP

    🌟 Chill Minecraft Server Alert!

    Season 2 of Everbloom SMP kicked off this weekend! Now on the latest version, Happy Ghast, and rocking a 125k world border!

    Server Info

      • 🟢 IP: everbloomsmp.minecraft.best
      • 🔁 Platform: Java & Bedrock (Port: 8123)
      • 🕹 Version: Latest (Happy Ghast)
      • 📅 Season 2 Launch: This weekend!

    Features

      • ✅ Semi-Vanilla survival with easy commands (/home, /tpa, /ec, etc.)
      • ✅ Full farming, redstone, and nether roof access
      • ✅ PvP & raiding on (no griefing!)
      • ✅ Crossplay for Java and Bedrock
      • ✅ Huge 125k world border
      • ✅ Lag-free play

    Join Us!

    Join the fun, start fresh, and help shape Everbloom’s second season. 🌼 Adventure awaits. Come bloom with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP