New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

🌍✨ Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server in the multiverse! If your daily routine lacks a sprinkle of insanity, this is the pixelated paradise you didn’t know you needed! Here’re just a few ludicrous reasons why you absolutely MUST join us:

    • Enchanted Coprolite Trees 🌳💩: Our custom biomes are filled with magical trees that bear fruit that looks suspiciously like old dinosaur poop. Legend has it they grant the ability to convince a creeper that you’re actually their long-lost cousin. Squish it and see what absurd transformations await!

    • The Great Sheep Heist 🐑💰: Join forces with fellow players to embark on the most ambitious sheep-stealing operation in Minecraft history. Rumor has it these woolly wonders hold the secrets to world domination—because who wouldn’t want to rule the universe… in a woolen empire?

    • The Infinite Chicken Conspiracy 🐔🔍: Become an investigative genius and uncover why our chickens lay eggs containing cryptic messages. Some say they’re the key to unlocking a hidden dimension where every block is made of TNT but explodes into cupcakes instead of fire. One player even claims their chicken once asked for a raise!

    • Potion of Dishonesty 🧪😈: Brew the legendary Potion of Dishonesty, guaranteed to make you the slimiest negotiator in the land. Will you convince your friends you’ve crafted a diamond sword, when really it’s just a shiny stick? Are you brave enough to tell other players their builds look like potato sculptures and live to tell the tale?

    • Philosophical Zombie Duel 🧟‍♂️📚: Our server hosts weekly zombie battles that are not only life or death but also existential crises. Bring your best strategy or your most absurd reasoning to convince the undead to join your tea party instead of eating your brains!

    • Build-a-Bridge-with-a-Plot-Twist Contest 🏗️🎭: Compete in our annual contest where the only rule is to build a bridge… with the craziest backstory possible! Did the bridge accidentally come to life and metamorphose into a dragon? Did it ever date a villager and break its heart? You’ll never know until you try!

    • Mysterious Talking Villagers 🏰🗣️: Encounter quirky villagers who’ve been hit by the “genius” potion and now speak only in riddles. Solve their crazy puzzles to unlock magical items, or just listen to them ramble about interdimensional travel and the meaning of Minecraftian life!

So grab your pickaxe, put on your wildest cape, and jump into our absurd realm. Adventure, chaos, and uncontrollable laughter await—all while you ponder if that sheep is truly plotting against your building endeavors! See you in the mayhem! 🎉💥

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Table Fun semi-vanilla

    Crafty Table Fun semi-vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Crafty Table [semi-vanilla] {1.21.7}

    About TCT:

    IP: thecraftytable.com

    Welcome to The Crafty Table! This is a chill, semi-vanilla, survival server with a cool creative world. The folks here are super friendly and ready to welcome new players.

    Our Plugins:

    We keep it simple with a few handy plugins for fun and ease:

      • Lands
      • Shop
      • Worldguard
      • Multiverse
      • Chat feelings
      • Gsit
      • Dynmap
      • BlazeandCaves Advancements

    What Makes Us Special?

    One big thing that stands out is our democracy. Players have a say in the server! You can suggest plugins, rules, and even who helps run the place. Got ideas? We want to hear them!

    We hold talks on our Discord where you can share your thoughts. Then, we chat and vote on them during our Sunday meetings at 8pm GMT.

    Plus, we have a monthly MVP vote to shine a light on awesome players in TCT.

    Key Links:

    Discord: Join Us Dynmap: Check It Out Planet MC: See Us Here

    TCT News:

    We are running a new spawn design contest and a raid world portal design contest! Check our Discord for all the details!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Glitched SMP Fun Zone PvP & Build

    Glitched SMP Fun Zone PvP & Build

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Glitched SMP!

    Glitched Network is a Minecraft server that has been made with love for almost 4 years. The team is full of pros who want to make a fun and chill spot for all.

    What We Offer:

      • Bounty system & quests
      • In-game shops and economy
      • Custom lore & events
      • Skills, voting rewards, and no phantoms
      • Tool trims (yep, for tools too!)
      • Flag poles, cool world gen, and more
      • A friendly and tight-knit crew
      • Frequent updates
      • Features made from scratch with heart
      • Grief, war, and safe zones
      • Cracked players welcome!
      • Works with 1.12.x to 1.21.5 (1.21.1 is best)

    Join Us!

    Player count can be low, but you can help bring it back! Be part of something special and make new pals.

    Connect with Us:

    Discord: Join here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Broomstix Fun Zone SMP!

    Broomstix Fun Zone SMP!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Broomstix Server Info

    Game Type:

      • SMP
      • Creative
      • Semi-Vanilla

    Version:

      • 1.21.8

    Cross-Play:

      • Bedrock & Java

    Key Features:

      • Claims: Protect your land with ProtectionStones.
      • Quests: Fun tasks to earn rewards.
      • Fly On Sundays: Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
      • Custom Enchants: Unique enchantments for your gear.
      • Hard Difficulty: Test your skills.
      • Bartering Economy: Trade with others.
      • No Griefing: Keep the peace.
      • PvP Arena: Fight with keep inventory.
      • Random Teleport: Explore freely in the overworld.
      • Private Messaging: Chat with friends in-game.
      • Discord Integration: Stay in touch even when not playing.
      • Responsive Staff: Help is always near.
      • Homework Help: Get help on Discord.
      • Voting Rewards: Earn ranks and goodies.
      • Server Shops: Buy and sell items.

    IP Address:

      • Java & Bedrock: play.broomstix.net

    Ports:

      • Default ports apply.

    Discord Server:

      • Join for voice chat and more: Discord

    Map:

      • Check out the in-game map: DynMap

    Join Broomstix and have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hardcore Anarchy anarchy deathban

    Hardcore Anarchy anarchy deathban

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hardcore Anarchy Server Info

    IP:

    harcoreanarchy.gay

    Description:

    Hardcore Anarchy is a Hardcore 7-day Deathban server that never resets.

      • No rules.
      • No admins.
      • You are on your own.

    It has anti-cheat, anti-duping, and anti-xray. (No punish for finding ways around them.)

    Stats:

    Server Age: 3.5 years
    Players Connected: 4089
    Overworld Size: 3.69104 GB
    Nether Size: 0.72073 GB
    End Size: 0.34067 GB

    Features:

      • Top performance hardware, high render distance
      • Chill/mature community
      • Runs Fabric for best tech-Minecraft fun
      • Everything is custom made for the server
      • No donations, pay-to-win, or ranks

    Enhanced Tech Minecraft:

      • Pistons can move block entities (like chests & furnaces)
      • A placer block that can place blocks (can plant crops too)
      • Husk farming for sand
      • Easier auto-crafter
      • Leads won’t break when flying with elytra
      • Graves
      • Player heads
      • Item lore with date and player name on forged items
      • Find despawned items from others when fishing/archaeology
      • Named blocks keep their name when broken
      • And more!

    Server Specs:

    Main Server:

      • CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D (5.7GHz 16-core)
      • RAM: 128GB DDR5 4800MHz
      • STORAGE: 2x 4TB NVMe (RAID-1)
      • OS: Debian 12
      • NETWORK: 1GBPS Unmetered

    Backup Server:

      • CPU: Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2650 (2.8GHz 8-core)
      • RAM: 8GB DDR4 3200MHz
      • STORAGE: 4TB NVMe
      • OS: Ubuntu
      • NETWORK: 1GBPS Unmetered

    Join the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LanternSMP: Dungeons & Quests

    LanternSMP: Dungeons & Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    LanternSMP

    Why Join Us?

      • Quests & Dungeons: Do fun tasks and find loot in scary spots!
      • Resource Worlds: Get stuff without wrecking the main world.
      • Player Economy: Make shops, trade, and get rich!
      • Chill Community: Small group but super friendly.
      • Cross-Play: Play on phone or console? You can join!
      • Events & Giveaways: We love to host fun events and give stuff away.
      • No Wipes: Same world since we opened on June 2, 2024.

    Small Tight-Knit Community

    Your voice counts here! You can change how you play and feel at home. New or pro, you will fit in. Our nice staff is always here to help you out.

    Server Info

      • IP: play.lanterncraft.net
      • Bedrock Port: 25586
      • Version: 1.21.4
      • Platform: Java & Bedrock
      • Discord: Join Us

    Come hang out and have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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